Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again so is a bicycle repair kit. - Billy Connolly
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do. - Billy Connolly
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! - Billy Connolly
The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one."Don't vote. It just encourages them.... - Billy Connolly